My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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