i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
love makes seman taste better
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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