Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize