dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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