Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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