Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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