No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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