Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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