As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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