life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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