does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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