At least make sure they are 18
Why
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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