all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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