i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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