4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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