Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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