It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish you could order shots online.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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