a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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