Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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