Welp...herpes.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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