i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I need help removing her.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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