RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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