i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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