So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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