i may or may not be watching the land before time
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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