I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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