I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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