There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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