I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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