i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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