I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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