Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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