none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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