and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I want her autograph on my taint
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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