Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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