Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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