i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
