Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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