Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".