At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.