Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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