Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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