Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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