You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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