Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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