so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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