this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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