I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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