It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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