what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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