i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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