is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So drunk its hurt
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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