dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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