What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You may now shotgun with the bride
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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