To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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