I'm really into asian looking animals
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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