this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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