the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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